Boston’s own Viking Irish march to war on the premises of the Scandinavian Living Center
“On this yesterday in the year of our Lord 2017, the forces of northern darkness descended upon the vulnerable and defenseless Nordic assisted-living home for the elderly in Newton, Massachusetts, wreaking much havoc and slaughter. Few were spared as the heathen host desecrated the grounds of the institute with the blood of the innocent, taking slaves among the able-bodied few, and plundering everything of value, including all of the oxygen tanks and the vast assortment of Scandinavian language books kept behind locked doors in the central quarters of the establishment. Never before has such senseless violence been inflicted upon Newton’s flock as punishment for the sins of man.”
—An imaginary medieval monk living in Massachusetts in the 21st century
Sorry, but I just couldn’t refrain from introducing this entry in the tone of a disapproving monk, it was just too fun (especially given the elderly home setting), but in actuality this wasn’t the first time that such a wanton scene of death and destruction has occurred at the Scandinavian Living Center, courtesy of the Scandinavian Cultural Center and in conjunction with the Viking Irish of Boston. It was all good, clean, safe fun, conducted as part of the 4th annual Nordic Bites Food Festival, which featured various food samplings from each of the Nordic nations, live music by local band Night Tree, and, of course, the highlight of the event: epic slaughter graciously provided by the Viking Irish of Boston, who took the field promptly at 2:00 pm and battled to the death in authentic Norse fashion to the pleasure of all onlookers. It was a good day, full of merriment and celebration of both ancient Irish/Norse and modern Scandinavian culture.
The Viking Irish encampment on the lawn of the Scandinavian Living Center
Entry to the field of battle, surrounded by the booths of vendors and other representatives from across the land
The Wolves and the Ravens face off as the battle begins
Viking versus Viking
Clearly, he shall join Odin for a drink in Valhalla tonight
And the field lay strewn with the bodies of the dead
I didn’t battle, unless eating all the snacks counts
And last, but not least, the replica commemorative rune stone in front of the Scandinavian Living Center is a sight for sore eyes
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